come the fuck on

[hemomancer]

It's a bright New England winter day. Xan and Leo have elected to take the tunnels from Poe dorm to the Powers Theory classroom, because regardless of their Exemplar ratings, they're still from California and it's eight degrees out. And the tunnels have central heating. Glorious, glorious central heating.

In the middle of an extended diatribe against artificial turf, Xan opens the door to Schuester Hall, which is... not the door to Schuester Hall.

Xan peers at it. "Are we being pranked or something? Has someone not been informed that I piss napalm?"

"You bleed napalm," notes Leo. "If you were pissing it we'd have a medical issue on our hands. Somebody could've thrown up an illusion, but I don't really see the point of replacing Schuester with... a bar? With some chick inside? Like, what, we're going to whip out our fake IDs and get in trouble? But Mom always says that if you can't see the point of a trap then whoever set it is smarter than you are. Let's go down the hall and take the south door."

"Jesus Christ," Xan mutters, hauling Leo in by the arm. "Let's avoid the cool-as-shit magic bar, he says. You're such a fucking girl."

Leo makes a noise of protest. "I'm working on that! And I object to your manhandling!"

"Shut up."

"Okay."

They behold the bar. It's a very nice bar. It has a window to some exploding stars. "Huh. I'm... pretty sure that's magic of some kind," notes Leo.

"So am I, dipshit, we're both wizards."

"Just making conversation."

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[stonedtimewitch]

Damara starts laughing, "[You are adorable when you are apologetic, give me a cookie and I'll accept you apology.]"

[fortheliving]

"[Your forgiveness is cheap. These're just Goodkind Mills crap.]"

He floats her a sugar cookie.

[stonedtimewitch]

"[I am a slut for many things, most of all sugar and chocolate.]" She snatches it out of the air and scarfs it down. She suddenly wonders if this universe has magical dentistry, she will have to ask later. "[So do I get another match? I like making boys tired and sweaty before knocking them to the ground.]"

[fortheliving]

"[I'll probably put you up against Sky. It's not actually holding a grudge against you anymore or whatever that was about, but it's a speedster, so we might as well test your top speed against its. Fair warning, though: it might break your arm. Beware of wings.]"

[stonedtimewitch]

"[If I am allowed my powers then speed doesn't matter, otherwise it is free to kick my ass and heal me after.]" Damara takes out a maroon ribbon from her pocket and ties back her hair. She is taking this one more seriously. "[Thanks for the advice and the cookie, maybe I'll tease you less but you would have to have less cute reactions first.]"