come the fuck on

[hemomancer]

It's a bright New England winter day. Xan and Leo have elected to take the tunnels from Poe dorm to the Powers Theory classroom, because regardless of their Exemplar ratings, they're still from California and it's eight degrees out. And the tunnels have central heating. Glorious, glorious central heating.

In the middle of an extended diatribe against artificial turf, Xan opens the door to Schuester Hall, which is... not the door to Schuester Hall.

Xan peers at it. "Are we being pranked or something? Has someone not been informed that I piss napalm?"

"You bleed napalm," notes Leo. "If you were pissing it we'd have a medical issue on our hands. Somebody could've thrown up an illusion, but I don't really see the point of replacing Schuester with... a bar? With some chick inside? Like, what, we're going to whip out our fake IDs and get in trouble? But Mom always says that if you can't see the point of a trap then whoever set it is smarter than you are. Let's go down the hall and take the south door."

"Jesus Christ," Xan mutters, hauling Leo in by the arm. "Let's avoid the cool-as-shit magic bar, he says. You're such a fucking girl."

Leo makes a noise of protest. "I'm working on that! And I object to your manhandling!"

"Shut up."

"Okay."

They behold the bar. It's a very nice bar. It has a window to some exploding stars. "Huh. I'm... pretty sure that's magic of some kind," notes Leo.

"So am I, dipshit, we're both wizards."

"Just making conversation."

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[callmeleo]

No one enters the bathroom. Outside the door to the bathroom, however, Xan and Leo are playing Ratscrew. Leo is losing, and clearly could not give less of a shit.

"Oh, thank God. Hey, Damara. Sky tells us you were harassing it."

[hemomancer]

"Don't bully the angel, it's tacky. Nice... shirt. Do you want me to dry you or would you rather stay transparent?"

[stonedtimewitch]

"It just my way of saying hello," Damara replies, tilting her head slightly so that her hair would cover her face and she could achieve maximum creepy Japanese schoolgirl. "Anyway this will dry by itself, no need to waste power on it. In fact its my treat to this dorm." She sits down next to them. "You mentioned there would be weed?"

[callmeleo]

"We can't smoke, it's past curfew and there's no spots inside the dorm."

[hemomancer]

"Leo, you're hilarious. No, sure, let's go get stoned. Can you fly?" He gets up and drags Leo towards the stairs.

[stonedtimewitch]

"I didn't get fairy wings when I got the time magic so I don't think so." Damara follows them. "Where do I get a boyfriend that easy to boss around?" she asks Xan.

[hemomancer]

"Good fucking luck with that," snorts Xan. "Leo is a physically impossible level of pushover." With his free hand, he ruffles Leo's hair.

[callmeleo]

Leo bears hair-ruffling with dignity. "The secret is that if I don't actually resist, him dragging me places is actually just holding hands. And, you know, if you have to have somebody unapologetically running your life, he's not the worst guy to do it."

[hemomancer]

"That is a fucking lie."

[callmeleo]

"Okay, yeah, that's a lie. But I don't mind him running my life. It's cozy."

[stonedtimewitch]

"If you say so, no one gets to run my life but me," she says, clearly amused at the boyfriends. "Maybe I will make quick exceptions for those that supply me."

[hemomancer]

"I don't order anybody else around this blatantly, don't worry. If you end up doing my bidding it'll look like a total coincidence."

[stonedtimewitch]

"A coincidence that gets me high, I hope. You on the other hand will do my bidding without getting any of my weed because I don't share."

[callmeleo]

"Nobody's bidding is being done, we're going out for a smoke. Power plays come later. Wait until you're a political entity on campus, then he'll start plotting at you. This is just recreation."

[stonedtimewitch]

"I can see why he is so easy for you to control. I already almost got through school once, I learned that it is always plotting." She then copies Xan's earlier move of condescendingly patting him on the head.

[hemomancer]

Xan chuckles. (Leo scowls and bats her hand away.) "Yeah, yeah, everything's a power play. But we're in the preliminary stages of all that. Still feeling you out for when you're established, et cetera. Speaking of which, you should probably get a codename. Any ideas?"

[stonedtimewitch]

Damara shrugs, "I don't know... that really have to be part of being in this school." She thinks about it for a bit and then remembers some of the teasing she used to have to deal with. "How about witch, I mean these powers are magic right? Thats good, I will be the Time Witch."

[hemomancer]

[callmeleo]

"Well, there's been worse codenames."

[hemomancer]

"I assume you're referring to Power Pork? Because that's the only name worse than 'Time Witch' that I can think of."

[callmeleo]

"Yeah, I'm talking about Power Pork. Damara, I hate to break it to you, but that is the shittiest codename."

[stonedtimewitch]

"Give me a better one or deal with that one."

[callmeleo]

Leo ticks down his fingers. "Clockstopper. Chronomancer. Hourglass. Momentum. Timer. Shall I go on?"

[stonedtimewitch]

"Do you have one that doesn't make me sound like a sentai villain or a kitchen appliance? You get bonus points if I can also theme it with a cute costume."

[hemomancer]

"Tempus Fugit? You could wear tacky angel wings. Sky could accuse you of cultural appropriation."